Proof that God smokes weed

[slipknotpsycho]

ok i have to ask... even the believers claim god doesn't have a physical presence.... so even if he is real... since he's not a physical being, how could he smoke weed?

and he's G O D! he doesn't need to smoke to get high, he could just like wish himself high or something.....

[Nation_1ne]

I'm sorry, but what the fuck? I love this community. Lmao.

[Acouwaila]

IF there IS a God...

I don't think HE would be a physical presence, or any kind of presence...

Its kind of like he is everything ...in every physical object, in every spirit, in every emotion, and every word spoken....he is the universe

The theory that God smokes pot and thats how the earth, universe, and all civilization was born is kind of far fetched.

lol...unless there is a complex eco-system in the resin that you are producing when you smoke pot.

next time you get a little ball of resin....save it....maybe you will see some signs of evolution on it in the years to come.

[Peruvian Devil]

They call me GOD cuz my G is OD

[cannabisis4for20]

Something tells me all these variables weren't taken into consideration when the initial post was made.:stoned:

[MyMARYJANE]

i agree god doesnt need to smoke weed. but if he can just wish hmself high. he can also just come down to earth and become a physical being. Robert Marley.

:thumbsup:

[partyguy420]

hahaha damn you must be on cloud 9

naw... he passed cloud 9, and laned on like cloud 1000

[A328519]

So i was taking gravity bong hits in my bathtub, and i was getting high as fuck. I dont usually take gravity bong hits, but my highs have been just...blah, lately and i wanted to get fucked up. :stoned::thumbsup: Anyways, around the fifth bowl i noticed that all the weed clumps up into a tight ball after its done. And each bowl....was my own WORLD. It was just like a planet....and i think thats how all these stars and shit were born. I could be wrong, but isn't it the heat that causes plants to become compressed balls of, dirt or whatever...but i think this means that god smokes weed, and that all the planets are the ash of his bong hits....right?

I think about this kind of shit all the time. I always ask myself, "HOW THE HELL DID WE GET HERE?"

[UTD Toker]

nice title ftw

[MisterGreen]

thats a very nice stoned thought haha.