Proof that God smokes weed

[JaMakin07]

LMFAO "all the planets are ash's of gods bong hits" the solar system is his cherry LMAO i nearly died when i read that

[alexisonfire xo]

People like you make these forums great to read.

Happy toking.

[Snake2389]

man you're totally stoned, and i wanna smoke some of your stuff.

[Oneironaut]

So i was taking gravity bong hits in my bathtub, and i was getting high as fuck. I dont usually take gravity bong hits, but my highs have been just...blah, lately and i wanted to get fucked up. :stoned::thumbsup: Anyways, around the fifth bowl i noticed that all the weed clumps up into a tight ball after its done. And each bowl....was my own WORLD. It was just like a planet....and i think thats how all these stars and shit were born. I could be wrong, but isn't it the heat that causes plants to become compressed balls of, dirt or whatever...but i think this means that god smokes weed, and that all the planets are the ash of his bong hits....right?

Well, there are a few problems with this hypothesis. The first problem is that the planets are made mostly out of metals and not plant matter. Weed ashes are made of organic chemicals, which the Earth is not.

The second problem is that it has been pretty much proven that all the heavier elements that make up the planets were created in the centers of stars and in the explosions made when those stars went supernova, spreading the heavier elements into interstellar space.

The third problem is that our scientists have not found a galaxy-sized bong anywhere in the sky. If somebody were taking bong hits that huge, there certainly would be some clear astronomical evidence of the bong and the bong-hitter.

The fourth problem is that there is no oxygen in space, and oxygen is required to smoke weed. If you tried to smoke weed with a thermonuclear fireball like the Sun, it would be too hot and just immediately destroy all the THC (and everything else in the weed) long before you could get it into your lungs.

The fifth problem is that God does not exist. God is a fairy tale, and he is no more capable of smoking weed than Santa Claus, Spiderman, or Paul Bunyan is.

[Anubis10012007]

Rastas believe that God is in the cannabis plant. Is that better then thinking God smokes the plant...or God IS the plant? hehe.

[Oneironaut]

Man this is some tasty God. I think I'll set God on fire again.

[vej33]

hhaaha that was really funny. wasn't expecting you to blame our solar system on burnt balls of ash lol. but if that's true, then that means that our planet could just be a big ball of resin. let's smoke some earth!

[CYRAX]

I beleive that nature is responsible for everything, just because of the fact that the word natural reminds me of nature, and natural meaning original, normal.

I think science and nature is what made the universe let alone this planet, it all does really make sense, but people have faith.

I mean I beleive in god because my family does, I think there is a superior person of all goodness, but without science and nature he couldn't have made anything.

[nightlight]

So i was taking gravity bong hits in my bathtub, and i was getting high as fuck. I dont usually take gravity bong hits, but my highs have been just...blah, lately and i wanted to get fucked up. :stoned::thumbsup: Anyways, around the fifth bowl i noticed that all the weed clumps up into a tight ball after its done. And each bowl....was my own WORLD. It was just like a planet....and i think thats how all these stars and shit were born. I could be wrong, but isn't it the heat that causes plants to become compressed balls of, dirt or whatever...but i think this means that god smokes weed, and that all the planets are the ash of his bong hits....right?

you are god making your own tiny planets, whether or not they are inhabited by people asking the same question is none of your concern.

[nightlight]

Rastas believe that God is in the cannabis plant. Is that better then thinking God smokes the plant...or God IS the plant? hehe.

id say they are closer to the truth. god does not do anything, god simply is everything. he is as much of the plant as he is the person smoking it and the papers used to roll the joint. its just a matter of recognition.