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    Proof that God smokes weed

    So i was taking gravity bong hits in my bathtub, and i was getting high as fuck. I dont usually take gravity bong hits, but my highs have been just...blah, lately and i wanted to get fucked up. :stoned::thumbsup: Anyways, around the fifth bowl i noticed that all the weed clumps up into a tight ball after its done. And each bowl....was my own WORLD. It was just like a planet....and i think thats how all these stars and shit were born. I could be wrong, but isn't it the heat that causes plants to become compressed balls of, dirt or whatever...but i think this means that god smokes weed, and that all the planets are the ash of his bong hits....right?
    MunchoMan Reviewed by MunchoMan on . Proof that God smokes weed So i was taking gravity bong hits in my bathtub, and i was getting high as fuck. I dont usually take gravity bong hits, but my highs have been just...blah, lately and i wanted to get fucked up. :stoned::thumbsup: Anyways, around the fifth bowl i noticed that all the weed clumps up into a tight ball after its done. And each bowl....was my own WORLD. It was just like a planet....and i think thats how all these stars and shit were born. I could be wrong, but isn't it the heat that causes Rating: 5

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    Proof that God smokes weed

    smoke weed, not crack.

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    #3
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    Proof that God smokes weed

    what the...fuck are you talking about

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    Proof that God smokes weed

    LOL munchoman, I get strange insights like that too sometimes when I'm high. Of course when I look back at my notes in the morning it doesn't make a whole crapload of sense, but whatever.. I still think they have some merit if I knew where to find it... peace
    You know you\'re high when you wonder why moms everywhere choose Lysol when to normal squares it\'s no wonder. And if a Woolite Pod commercial somehow makes you think of sex.

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    Proof that God smokes weed

    unfortunatly god does not exhist and hasnt created anything.

    so your theory is shattered.

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    #6
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    Proof that God smokes weed

    It's all hash.

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    #7
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    Proof that God smokes weed

    I believe it.

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    #8
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    Proof that God smokes weed

    hahaha damn you must be on cloud 9

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    #9
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    Proof that God smokes weed

    ...

    LOL. I love those kind of ultra-stoned thoughts...

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    Proof that God smokes weed

    read it again when you come down and see if you still believe it.
    Quote Originally Posted by 420marijuana420
    I gamble and hold puppies and babies for ransom
    Quote Originally Posted by Oneironaut
    Well then what\'s your problem? If you feel uncomfortable being naked around people unless it\'s for sex, then just have sex with the other guys in the locker room. Duh.
    Quote Originally Posted by orange floyd
    wait. so your some guy wiht a shitty marriage who has a crush on someone from a message board?

    wow. youre cool
    Quote Originally Posted by Light It Up
    I used to know a guy who told me he used to be a phone sex operator, he just talked in a girl\'s voice.
    Quote Originally Posted by Greenport
    Silly pigs, weed is for humans!

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