Quote Originally Posted by ScaryMissMary
What are some of the dumbest, silliest, and just plain stupid things you've done while baked?


One of mine was just the other night. Some girls and I were breaking in one of their bongs and we were all completely gone. We all craved pizza with various toppings. When the pizzaboy came I answered the door in just a denim mini skirt and a black lace bra. For some reason I had total sex hair, and my eyeliner was smudged. The look on his face was priceless. The house we were in had no A.C. so most of us were sitting around half naked.
Who do I gotta kill to be a pizza boy in your part of town???? lol and I thought I had it good when I was the Comcast dude, disconnecting people then hookin em back up 5 minutes later for some chronic. Of course there were always the chicks offerin sex, but.. naahhhh.... their pizzas had anchovies.. eewwwww..




The only thing I can of right now is one time many many many years ago I was pretty damn stoned with my buddies on one of their back decks. I coulda sworn a fly landed right on my forehead and I remember thinking that I wanted to kill it, so I must hit it as hard and fast as I possibly could. Apparantly I forgot it was on my forehead and I ended up knocking myself the fuck outta the chair lol. Like with a powerful quickness lmao. They still bring that shit up... :wtf: