WEll, it went like this.....

3:30 this morning, wook up and took my last dose of asprin. After that I proceeded to drink my gatorade by the measured doses as suggested in the sticky about dillution, followed that with a hearty breakfast of ...
1 muffin, 1 piece of peanut butter toast, a yougurt, and about 5 or 6 Tums. Not to mention 3 of my one a day rapid release Vitamins which were about 500mcg's I think.

at 3:35, 3:49, 4:05, 4:15 I was still pissing decent color.
Then I took my vitamins around 4:20 for pure comedical reasons From 4:24, 4:55, 5:05, 5:15 and 5:35 I was starting to piss more and more towards the neon green spectrum, so much so it was almost worriesome.

6:15 I noticed I had my gatorade mustache and took a shower, washed away the mustache, got all clean and presentable, pissed one more time and downed about 16 oz of iced tea, popped one more vitamin as I bounced off to the med facility.

6:50 I'm filling out paperwork (nothing about what I ate or medicines) and have to piss soo f'n bad that I even asked, knowing full well that I couldn't, if I could use the john. He said, "try and hold it and finish your paperwork and we'll get you right in there" I swear to god, between the nervousness and the size of my bladder swelling by the second, i thought for sure i was going to piss all over their floor.

7:05 I'm putting my stuff in a lock box, getting the pat down from waist up and about knee length down, lifted my pant legs up, lifted my button down shirt, and he patted me down around the waistband and that was it. (Substitution would of been find if i decided to keep under my jewels, but no where else.) Then we walked into the bathroom, he gave me the whole rhetoric about not flushing yada yada yada, filled the cup to 60ml and then pissed for about a minute non stop, no joke.

7:10 Container is on counter and he's watching it closely, it looked very neon like so I was a bit worried. Then a brother who went after me comes out and sets his on the counter, I swear that shit was darker than diesel fuel. I about crapped my pants. Then he looked at me (the tech) and said, "alright, here are your test boxes, a neg. has two lines and positive will have one. All of yours have two distinct lines so your negative for the all drugs tested for." I looked at the THC line and it was a bit fainter than all the rest but it was def. there.

Unbelievable, it was like 100lbs coming off my back, even though the piss was neon green, and I mean almost a post-it or highligher green, everything came out all good.

If I could of done anything different......

1. perhaps started w/ the creatine earlier than 48 hours, just to give it time to change if any problems occured and had to be sent off.
2. tried to void less the morning of, I think I dosed w/ vitamins so much was because I was pissing 14 or so times before I left the door.
3. Substitution method, would of done it w/ the proper practice, temp strip, and container. I didn't have to dress into a robe until after the test, could of easily done something w/ the evidence.

Thanks again to FakeBoobsRule and N2 and all the contributors who make this sight what it is. By far one of the best communities on the net. I wouldn't of passed on this on my own.
I wish i was more knowledgeable about who to write to or could petition for measures against piss tests but perhaps someone could enlighten me. :thumbsup: