Hello All,
First, I just want to say thanks for all the information in advance. Everybody's contribution in some way or another is going to assist in my passing a U.A....... hopefully.

It's been brought to my attention that I've been selected for a "random" drug test of which is currently 34 hours 45 minutes away. As of 7:00 Friday morning this week, I will have to take the dreaded whiz quiz. I've always been a fan of cannabis.com, used it for reference on many other issues, so I wanted to take the time to document this to the fullest so perhaps somebody else may not have to sweat it as much as I am right now. It feels as though somebody is standing on my chest I'm so stressed out.

Lets get this started...
I'm 24, weight-215 Height 5'9". BMR is about 2200 and BMI is around 30. I can remember that my last PBR, (personal bong rip) was around 10 pm ish on the 26th of JUNE, around the same time my buddy got "selected" and made me aware of the possibility of falling into the same boat, which would put my test at around day 38 of complete abstinence from the doja.

I'm one of the heaviest hitters I know, a true daily smoker, say... about half a zipper a week of the illest, frosty colorado greens. I am the epitome of a typical dude smoker, not a lot of strenous activities and not a health nut by any means..hah. That being said.....

WEDNESDAY 10:00CST

3 hours ago I purchased a test for THC only from Walgreens, $16.00 (Athomedrugtest.com) seemed reasonable enough. I took it, passed, even though the line was extremely faint but prevelant, and complete from one side to the other, I've always heard mixed reviews about the at home tests.

I still want to try and make sure to the best of my ability, w/o substition, or a cathoder piss swap, or special drink or additive, that I pass the test. I feel the dillution method might be best but definetly cannot, and I mean cannot, have a rejection from a "Diluted Sample" come back from the lab!!! Zero Tolerance!!!!

I've read for hours about how long metabolites can stay in the system, when to start drinking sports drinks and how much (im gonna go w/ vitamin water), large doses of b2, creatinin level asbortion rates, asprin doses, mid stream samples, etc. etc. etc. and consider myself very informed but not an expert like FBR or N2.

I'm still in the dark about when and how I should approach eating before the test and would like for somebody to enlighten me, i.e. my body starting to eat away at fat and in turn, hightening the chance of a positive test result. Also, I've heard mixed reviews about sugars and foods w/ carbs, unsure about that as well. I have all day Thursday to prepare my body and have started eating red meat tonight to help w/ creatin absorbtion issues.

I plan to stay up all night Thursday and into Friday morning since the test is so early or at least wake up at 5 to get a few pissers going and some fluid intake before the exam. As for the asprin and tums and liquid amounts, I'm also unsure but hope to have it pinned out by tomorrow evening.

Either way, I will document everything that I've put and will put into my body before Friday morning. Times and amounts, everything!!!! Most importantly, I will keep viewing what people have to say and then lastly, how the test results work out. I have a physical right after and if you fail the test, you then you have to come back for the physical later. When in reality, they never have you come back. So it'll be almost instantanious if I turn up positive and have to have it sent off for verification.

Drop a post just to give me your thoughts, odds of passing, or just to comment on the situation. I'll be adding a lot to this and hopefully by Friday afternoon my last post will consist nothing but a "PASSED with flying colors" comment. I know this will help somebody as I'm just a regular joe schmo toker to the max, a true demographic!!!!!

Personally, I'm 50/50......... so lets hear what you've got to say.

Will post again starting tomorrow morning 9:00 am CST.

Via con dios
1BigJ Reviewed by 1BigJ on . 34 hrs and Counting, A Dilluted Documentary..... Hello All, First, I just want to say thanks for all the information in advance. Everybody's contribution in some way or another is going to assist in my passing a U.A....... hopefully. It's been brought to my attention that I've been selected for a "random" drug test of which is currently 34 hours 45 minutes away. As of 7:00 Friday morning this week, I will have to take the dreaded whiz quiz. I've always been a fan of cannabis.com, used it for reference on many other issues, so I Rating: 5