34 hrs and Counting, A Dilluted Documentary.....

[FakeBoobsRule]

Oh, well the physical does pose extra problems, I didn't know, my bad. Some people just retape it! Still since you did stop for a month and then using dilution, it should be effective without a neg dilute.

Drug tests use immunoassay then all non negatives are confirmed with GC/MS. Depending on the lab there are several different immunoassay tests available (BTW instant tests use this same technology) and at one point the brand known as EMIT could be affected by aspirin metabolites inteferring with the test in your favor. Since they are always updating these tests I don't know if it still works but it can't hurt.

The fiber can help some people slightly. It works in a couple of different ways and I always say I am going to make a post about it but I haven't yet. Basically some THC metabolites are eliminated by the liver and the fiber helps with this.

I would try to eat about 2-3 hours before the test so I guess that does look like 4-5 o clock.

Alright anything else, if not good luck, you should have an excellent chance of passing.

[1BigJ]

Thanks again FBR, your the shiznit brah. I wish I could name my first born after you but my wife might have other ideas, she wants a henry or hank or something..... fake boobs rule would be a much cooler name but i digress.

I'll be back on tomorrow to divulge the results, in the meanwhile, spark one for me.

[1BigJ]

Actually there is one more thing:

When they ask me to fill out the paperwork, i've read that your supposed to list everything you've eaten or drank in the past 24 hours prior. I'm going to make up whatever is the least suspicious but will they even be able to tell if I'm saying something I didn't even ingest. As far as they'll ever know, all I've had is lots of pizza and diet coke or something but I imagine I shouldn't say anything about asrpin, tums, sports drink, etc.... anything that might pop up a red flag.

thanks

[FakeBoobsRule]

Thanks again FBR, your the shiznit brah. I wish I could name my first born after you but my wife might have other ideas, she wants a henry or hank or something..... fake boobs rule would be a much cooler name but i digress.

That's funny. I have never heard of them asking a list of what you eat and they won't ask you about what meds you take. If you fail the MRO (medical review officer) will call and follow up with questions about prescriptions.

[1BigJ]

WEll, it went like this.....

3:30 this morning, wook up and took my last dose of asprin. After that I proceeded to drink my gatorade by the measured doses as suggested in the sticky about dillution, followed that with a hearty breakfast of ...
1 muffin, 1 piece of peanut butter toast, a yougurt, and about 5 or 6 Tums. Not to mention 3 of my one a day rapid release Vitamins which were about 500mcg's I think.

at 3:35, 3:49, 4:05, 4:15 I was still pissing decent color.
Then I took my vitamins around 4:20 for pure comedical reasons From 4:24, 4:55, 5:05, 5:15 and 5:35 I was starting to piss more and more towards the neon green spectrum, so much so it was almost worriesome.

6:15 I noticed I had my gatorade mustache and took a shower, washed away the mustache, got all clean and presentable, pissed one more time and downed about 16 oz of iced tea, popped one more vitamin as I bounced off to the med facility.

6:50 I'm filling out paperwork (nothing about what I ate or medicines) and have to piss soo f'n bad that I even asked, knowing full well that I couldn't, if I could use the john. He said, "try and hold it and finish your paperwork and we'll get you right in there" I swear to god, between the nervousness and the size of my bladder swelling by the second, i thought for sure i was going to piss all over their floor.

7:05 I'm putting my stuff in a lock box, getting the pat down from waist up and about knee length down, lifted my pant legs up, lifted my button down shirt, and he patted me down around the waistband and that was it. (Substitution would of been find if i decided to keep under my jewels, but no where else.) Then we walked into the bathroom, he gave me the whole rhetoric about not flushing yada yada yada, filled the cup to 60ml and then pissed for about a minute non stop, no joke.

7:10 Container is on counter and he's watching it closely, it looked very neon like so I was a bit worried. Then a brother who went after me comes out and sets his on the counter, I swear that shit was darker than diesel fuel. I about crapped my pants. Then he looked at me (the tech) and said, "alright, here are your test boxes, a neg. has two lines and positive will have one. All of yours have two distinct lines so your negative for the all drugs tested for." I looked at the THC line and it was a bit fainter than all the rest but it was def. there.

Unbelievable, it was like 100lbs coming off my back, even though the piss was neon green, and I mean almost a post-it or highligher green, everything came out all good.

If I could of done anything different......

1. perhaps started w/ the creatine earlier than 48 hours, just to give it time to change if any problems occured and had to be sent off.
2. tried to void less the morning of, I think I dosed w/ vitamins so much was because I was pissing 14 or so times before I left the door.
3. Substitution method, would of done it w/ the proper practice, temp strip, and container. I didn't have to dress into a robe until after the test, could of easily done something w/ the evidence.

Thanks again to FakeBoobsRule and N2 and all the contributors who make this sight what it is. By far one of the best communities on the net. I wouldn't of passed on this on my own.
I wish i was more knowledgeable about who to write to or could petition for measures against piss tests but perhaps someone could enlighten me. :thumbsup:

[FakeBoobsRule]

7:05 I'm putting my stuff in a lock box, getting the pat down from waist up and about knee length down, lifted my pant legs up, lifted my button down shirt, and he patted me down around the waistband and that was it. (Substitution would of been find if i decided to keep under my jewels, but no where else.) Then we walked into the bathroom, he gave me the whole rhetoric about not flushing yada yada yada, filled the cup to 60ml and then pissed for about a minute non stop, no joke.

That was extremely illegal, for employment drug testing, the collector is not allowed to even touch you. They can ask you to pat yourself down for them but they can't touch you. Complete violation of guidelines and rights.

Congratulations though, now you can relax.