cop was probably jerking it

I usually do my most sketchy things sober.

Lifting concrete beams above my head, then stretching completely trying to balance/hold it up across a 12" gap from underneath with nothing but muscle and 2 other people pushing and guiding it across.

Standing on Haitian made scaffolding.

Oh I finally got one. running around shooting at each other with semiautomatic CO2 pistols. Nothing like staring down a friend as he is unloading on you, watching the bb's fly all around you until one eventually hits.