When all is said and done, the cop should be out of a job and the womans twinkies should be seized.
The twinkies being seized has made me laugh out loud 5 times. I just imagine the feds pulling up to her house to take her twinkies and she steps out the front door and just starts squeezing twinkie juice all over the cops. It would end 8 stressful hours later with a .50 caliber sniper rifle. And twinkies would be everywhere. It would look kind of like that movie Smokin' Aces after the guys with the chainsaws went through, but cream instead of blood.

That was really vivid... at least in my mind.
Mohksha Reviewed by Mohksha on . Anonymous Letter I got in the mail Yes its true. It really happened. So here's the story.. It all began one beautiful day in Texas. I had just left work to get some lunch at a drive thru and I was pulling out of the parking lot onto a 3 lane one way road that had the first lane closest to me blocked off with orange cones so all the traffic was concentrated in the other two lanes. Well it was congested because of the lane being closed so I pulled up so that the front of my car was in blocked off lane so I could merge Rating: 5