When all is said and done, the cop should be out of a job and the womans twinkies should be seized.
The twinkies being seized has made me laugh out loud 5 times. I just imagine the feds pulling up to her house to take her twinkies and she steps out the front door and just starts squeezing twinkie juice all over the cops. It would end 8 stressful hours later with a .50 caliber sniper rifle. And twinkies would be everywhere. It would look kind of like that movie Smokin' Aces after the guys with the chainsaws went through, but cream instead of blood.

That was really vivid... at least in my mind.