Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
i've had experiences close ot all of the ones posted so far.....when i got really stoned for the first time (i was 13 and it was with a 23 year old stripper a frined of mine and a couple of hers) i thought for sure they were going to cut us up and put us in the freezer....i also thought that the fbi had invented a flying robot housefly with camera's and a mic and that they were going to bust us. one time i thought that a friend of mine was going to go stab crazy on my chest with this knife i had that had a blade that was 13 inches long. when i was driving back once (and this true) from getting some weed there was three black cars (old crown vic...a new one...and some other car often used for unmarked police cars) i thought they were trailing us to bust us....then each one passed and only one was a young guy...the others were two really old ppl.

i've only had two paraniod dillusions on dxm...one was i thought the world was coming to an end and the second was that i had severely fucked myself up from all the dxm use because i had never heard the world pico-da-guyo (dunno how to spell it all it is is a mixture of vegetables and stuff that mexican restruants use) well everytime my brother got taco bell he wanted no tomatoes so i would tell them no tomatoes and they would turn and say no pico-da-guyo....and i would freaked out bad cuz i thought i had screwed up something in my brain and that i was begining not to understand english......
fuckin hilarious!!!!!!!! my stomach hurts man.
KennabisCranium Reviewed by KennabisCranium on . time for something new.... no this isn't another "how much did you smoke today" thread....tell us your most paraniod thoughts that you had while on weed.....i've had some bad ones i'll have to post later (too much to type right now, cuz i wanna go to bed in the next few) ...anyhow...don't you think it's always fun to laugh at your friend who's wiggin out over the ambulance siren when you're both sitting in your room toking? i love to smoke around ppl like that cuz it makes me laugh my ass off. Rating: 5