time for something new....

[slipknotpsycho]

no this isn't another "how much did you smoke today" thread....tell us your most paraniod thoughts that you had while on weed.....i've had some bad ones i'll have to post later (too much to type right now, cuz i wanna go to bed in the next few) ...anyhow...don't you think it's always fun to laugh at your friend who's wiggin out over the ambulance siren when you're both sitting in your room toking? i love to smoke around ppl like that cuz it makes me laugh my ass off.

slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on 01-16-2005. time for something new.... no this isn't another "how much did you smoke today" thread....tell us your most paraniod thoughts that you had while on weed.....i've had some bad ones i'll have to post later (too much to type right now, cuz i wanna go to bed in the next few) ...anyhow...don't you think it's always fun to laugh at your friend who's wiggin out over the ambulance siren when you're both sitting in your room toking? i love to smoke around ppl like that cuz it makes me laugh my ass off. Rating: 5

[Mello.as.Hello]

One time the cops were outside, talking to my neigbor.. they talked for like an hour, and I could have sworn they could hear my heart beating..

[KennabisCranium]

I freaked out paranoia one of the first times I got high (way back when I was 11). My dad was a NYC cop and I didn't know he was going to be home when I came home stoned. I thought for sure my saliva was black and he was going to bust me if I talked with him. Wow was I stoned outa my head.

hard to believe but one of the most peaceful times I ever had when I was stoned was in my cell in prison; on a 24 hour lockdown after a guard was attacked and had his head split wide open.

[stonerboy40k]

i dnt get major paranoior but when i do get it it seems to bring me down realy quickly
like at work or school

[hoobiedoobie]

i always think that my friends are about to do something to me like suffocate me and i can't trust them.

[Not Enough Herb]

lol i cant even get into that stuff, theres so much to say and im mad stoned

lol

later

[Hektik]

i always think that my friends are about to do something to me like suffocate me and i can't trust them.

lol

[juggalo420]

the most paranoid i ever was, was when i was tripping on dxm, my friend was on the phone in the next room, i couldnt hear any thing of the conversation but i some how 'knew' he was talking shit about me and making fun of me, i was so pissed of i walked home (about 4 miles) at like 10 at night while tripping my balls off without telling any of my friends.

the most paranoid while on weed is when i was in a packed car smoking out of a bowl, i was pretty high, i seen this white car coming down the street and i thought thats a cop car so i dropped the bowl and ducked down until it passed, of course it wasnt a cop car.

[slipknotpsycho]

i've had experiences close ot all of the ones posted so far.....when i got really stoned for the first time (i was 13 and it was with a 23 year old stripper a frined of mine and a couple of hers) i thought for sure they were going to cut us up and put us in the freezer....i also thought that the fbi had invented a flying robot housefly with camera's and a mic and that they were going to bust us. one time i thought that a friend of mine was going to go stab crazy on my chest with this knife i had that had a blade that was 13 inches long. when i was driving back once (and this true) from getting some weed there was three black cars (old crown vic...a new one...and some other car often used for unmarked police cars) i thought they were trailing us to bust us....then each one passed and only one was a young guy...the others were two really old ppl.

i've only had two paraniod dillusions on dxm...one was i thought the world was coming to an end and the second was that i had severely fucked myself up from all the dxm use because i had never heard the world pico-da-guyo (dunno how to spell it all it is is a mixture of vegetables and stuff that mexican restruants use) well everytime my brother got taco bell he wanted no tomatoes so i would tell them no tomatoes and they would turn and say no pico-da-guyo....and i would freaked out bad cuz i thought i had screwed up something in my brain and that i was begining not to understand english......

[KennabisCranium]

i've had experiences close ot all of the ones posted so far.....when i got really stoned for the first time (i was 13 and it was with a 23 year old stripper a frined of mine and a couple of hers) i thought for sure they were going to cut us up and put us in the freezer....i also thought that the fbi had invented a flying robot housefly with camera's and a mic and that they were going to bust us. one time i thought that a friend of mine was going to go stab crazy on my chest with this knife i had that had a blade that was 13 inches long. when i was driving back once (and this true) from getting some weed there was three black cars (old crown vic...a new one...and some other car often used for unmarked police cars) i thought they were trailing us to bust us....then each one passed and only one was a young guy...the others were two really old ppl.

i've only had two paraniod dillusions on dxm...one was i thought the world was coming to an end and the second was that i had severely fucked myself up from all the dxm use because i had never heard the world pico-da-guyo (dunno how to spell it all it is is a mixture of vegetables and stuff that mexican restruants use) well everytime my brother got taco bell he wanted no tomatoes so i would tell them no tomatoes and they would turn and say no pico-da-guyo....and i would freaked out bad cuz i thought i had screwed up something in my brain and that i was begining not to understand english......

fuckin hilarious!!!!!!!! my stomach hurts man.