old joke..

[slipknotpsycho]

lmao i just stumbled on an old 'joke'.... i twas the first one i heard when i fnially got the net... i still fidn it fucking hilarious.... i'm sure most guys will to... mabye even some girls.

slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on 07-31-2007. old joke.. lmao i just stumbled on an old 'joke'.... i twas the first one i heard when i fnially got the net... i still fidn it fucking hilarious.... i'm sure most guys will to... mabye even some girls. Rating: 5

[Stoned_Friend]

man thats is so true lol im gonna have to start using the superman manuver(sp?)

[ilikerabbits]

no one laughs at my jokes ... ever

[ilikerabbits]

well edam is made backwards..


BU BOOM CHA !

[Acouwaila]

"Now sometimes, when you're newly married, (and I know the guys in here will back me up on this) you think you can get the toilet seat with that damn fuzzy thing to stay up. You jam it back and compress that fuzzy thing until the seat stays there. OK, so you start to pee, but then that compressed fuzzy starts to decompress and without warning that damn toilet seat comes flying down and tries to whack off your weenie. "


so true haha

[slipknotpsycho]

bump :wtf:

[cannabis campbell]

Yeah i hate waking up with boners well sometimes its rather convenient but still its annoying especially if your sleeping where other people can see you

[ChronicJoint]

you know. that is so weird because this morning i woke up with the hardest morning wood ive had in a while. i seriously thought i could have beaten an animal to death with it.

[slipknotpsycho]

Most mornings us guys wake up with two things. A tremendous desire to pee, and a penis so hard you could cut diamonds with it

lmfao... still never ceases to make me crack straight the fuck up....

[cannabis campbell]

Well WHERE IS IT.. damn stoners.. :stoned: