Quote Originally Posted by Acouwaila
dude...

ive always thought that this one would fucking kill:

put a metal clamp around ones testicles and slowly tighten
omg dude! you're not allowed around me... lol just the mere thought of that caused me pain for several minutes...

i mean anyone who's had woodshop imagine that table vice clamp... for those who weren't and don't want know what we're talking about.... lets just say it can take a peice of 2 inch thick wood and with the right pressure crush it to less than 1 inch

i think flesh would definately stretch paper thin