hmm... i'd say pull their toenails, fingernails, and teeth out with pliers (sp?) followed by putting sawdust in their gums, submerge their feet and hands (nails freshly removed) in lemon juice, bust a lightbulb in their pussy/asshole, use those hook things (from Passion of the Christ) to cut the rest of their body up, hang them from the ceiling with the hooks (4) through their nipples and shoulder skin, throw salt and lemon juice at them at them, then give them LSD while they're terrified and in pain, which would probably frighten them to death
......... and that's what i do to my friends =]