Women have twice as much body oil as men and their hips are one inch wider. Men tend to cross their legs foot-to-knee, women tend to prefer knee-to-knee; they both can do foot-to-foot, but women can easily perform the double-cross knee-to-knee foot-under-leg-to-foot whereas for men it's a physical impossibilty (because of the hips). People experience two growth spurts, at the beginning and at the end of puberty; women gain ten pounds of fat whereas for men the fat-to-muscle ratio decreases and they gain muscle mass. Male arteries are larger than women's, allowing them to run faster. Women also run with their legs swinging one foot in front of another, whereas men run with far more proficient parallel motion. The best female bodybuilders will always be outdone by stronger males.

What we call the male or female brain is really the differences of averages, that whereas most men have male brains and most women have female brains, some men are born with "female" brains and vice versa. With that said, on average:

The left and right lobes of the female brain are like two teenage girls yapping incessantly on the phone, constantly in touch, the lobes of the male brain are like two male buddies, calling each other only when necessary. Men's visual depth perception is superior and have better eye-hand coordination but their peripheral vision is shitty compared to women, explaining why must turn their heads to check out the ladies. But men can look at a map and figure out the necessary directions whereas women must physically turn a map upside down to figure out a left-hand turn heading from the north is a right-hand turn heading from the south. When relaying directions, women orientate themselves by landmarks whereas men orientate themselves by street signs. Women have far more sensitive and refined senses of taste, smell, and touch. Studies of infants have shown that in some areas of measure the most sensitive boy is less sensitive than the least sensitive girl, which always marvels me.

Women are people-orientated whereas men are object-orientated. Listen to any group of any two or more ladies on earth (with no guys in the conversational group)(and study groups or other times they are forced to talk about a certain topic, don't count)(just free-flowing conversation) and absolutely guaranteed they are talking about people the entire time, either about their lives or the lives of people in their lives. Toss a guy into the group and they certainly may talk about other things, even quite intelligently, but only because the guy was around to introduce other topics, because see the last sentence. In all fairness, groups of guys also spend a good deal of time talking about people, but they also sometimes talk about other things, they actually sometimes engage in heated intellectual debates just for the sport of it. Women are interested in health, fitness, and medicine, but you see that's still related to people and women still wrap it up in some story about people (e.g. "My brother just went on a diet"). Women are more down-to-earth and practically-minded, which is to say they are only interested in something if it affects their life. Men are less practical, more clueless, but their interests tend to be loftier and more abstract (e.g. race cars, astronomy, aeronautic historyâ??things which don't really affect their life). We would still be living in grass huts if not for men. To humorously summarize my point:
Many people ask what do women talk about? But it is more accurate to ask what women do not talk about, and that answer is very clear: "tungsten arc welding." Women never talk about tungsten arc welding, though they talk about everything else. If they do talk about tungsten arc welding, however, it is how they feel about tungsten arc welding, and who are cute tungsten arc welders, but never about tungsten arc welding itself.
Women are clean, men live dirty. Men easily get along with others, women hate women.

In many parallels, men are just like dogs and women are like cats. You can't go up to a cat and make sudden moves to pet it, because it'll run away. You must let the cat come to you. Dogs are loyal and need endless attention, but just like Robert De Niro says, you must earn the trust of a cat. Dogs lick their balls and... that's just disgusting.:S2: