The difference between Men and Woman.

[420MissHighTimes420]

men are asshole
women are wonderful
JUST KIDDING JUST KIDDING! :hippy:
I loveeeee me some men!

[Oh My High]

Women have twice as much body oil as men and their hips are one inch wider. Men tend to cross their legs foot-to-knee, women tend to prefer knee-to-knee; they both can do foot-to-foot, but women can easily perform the double-cross knee-to-knee foot-under-leg-to-foot whereas for men it's a physical impossibilty (because of the hips). People experience two growth spurts, at the beginning and at the end of puberty; women gain ten pounds of fat whereas for men the fat-to-muscle ratio decreases and they gain muscle mass. Male arteries are larger than women's, allowing them to run faster. Women also run with their legs swinging one foot in front of another, whereas men run with far more proficient parallel motion. The best female bodybuilders will always be outdone by stronger males.

What we call the male or female brain is really the differences of averages, that whereas most men have male brains and most women have female brains, some men are born with "female" brains and vice versa. With that said, on average:

The left and right lobes of the female brain are like two teenage girls yapping incessantly on the phone, constantly in touch, the lobes of the male brain are like two male buddies, calling each other only when necessary. Men's visual depth perception is superior and have better eye-hand coordination but their peripheral vision is shitty compared to women, explaining why must turn their heads to check out the ladies. But men can look at a map and figure out the necessary directions whereas women must physically turn a map upside down to figure out a left-hand turn heading from the north is a right-hand turn heading from the south. When relaying directions, women orientate themselves by landmarks whereas men orientate themselves by street signs. Women have far more sensitive and refined senses of taste, smell, and touch. Studies of infants have shown that in some areas of measure the most sensitive boy is less sensitive than the least sensitive girl, which always marvels me.

Women are people-orientated whereas men are object-orientated. Listen to any group of any two or more ladies on earth (with no guys in the conversational group)(and study groups or other times they are forced to talk about a certain topic, don't count)(just free-flowing conversation) and absolutely guaranteed they are talking about people the entire time, either about their lives or the lives of people in their lives. Toss a guy into the group and they certainly may talk about other things, even quite intelligently, but only because the guy was around to introduce other topics, because see the last sentence. In all fairness, groups of guys also spend a good deal of time talking about people, but they also sometimes talk about other things, they actually sometimes engage in heated intellectual debates just for the sport of it. Women are interested in health, fitness, and medicine, but you see that's still related to people and women still wrap it up in some story about people (e.g. "My brother just went on a diet"). Women are more down-to-earth and practically-minded, which is to say they are only interested in something if it affects their life. Men are less practical, more clueless, but their interests tend to be loftier and more abstract (e.g. race cars, astronomy, aeronautic historyâ??things which don't really affect their life). We would still be living in grass huts if not for men. To humorously summarize my point:

Many people ask what do women talk about? But it is more accurate to ask what women do not talk about, and that answer is very clear: "tungsten arc welding." Women never talk about tungsten arc welding, though they talk about everything else. If they do talk about tungsten arc welding, however, it is how they feel about tungsten arc welding, and who are cute tungsten arc welders, but never about tungsten arc welding itself.

Women are clean, men live dirty. Men easily get along with others, women hate women.

In many parallels, men are just like dogs and women are like cats. You can't go up to a cat and make sudden moves to pet it, because it'll run away. You must let the cat come to you. Dogs are loyal and need endless attention, but just like Robert De Niro says, you must earn the trust of a cat. Dogs lick their balls and... that's just disgusting.:S2:

[thcbongman]

Men like to fix cars.

Women like to fix men. :P

[BlAzInIt4:20]

Woman have a different nature about them, And seem to be more gentle. Softer skin softer voice. They also think completely different mroe about others then jsut themselfs.

Men well the complete opposite of what i wrote up their. They seem to have a ruffer side to them. And are always in a one track mind.

None of theses are bad.. it's jsut the way venus and mars works..

[beachguy in thongs]

Men are visual (They like what they see)

I have double-vision.

Women are verbal ( they like what they hear)

That's probably where my tinnitus comes from.

[LIP]

I have double-vision.

That's probably where my tinnitus comes from.

hahahahahahahahaha! That would be a pefect stand up joke!

[Mississippi Steve]

hunters and gatherers

[natureisawesome]

Just a lot of differences.

To summarize men are leaders, providers, more pholisophical, practical, less sensetive, more conscerned with science, more ingenuitive. Women are nurterers, nest builders, care takers, listeners, helpers, more invlolved with health, appearance , more romantic, more naturally insecure, less logical, more feeling based judgments.

There's so much more though. I find alot of the common judgments about men and women and consistently wrong such as women are cleaner then men. Actually women are on average, probably much dirtier then men, esp. thier dirty little secret called thier/purse cosmetics. Not to mention they have folds of skin in the breast and vagina that are harder to keep clean and longer hair. There is also the myth that women are more intuitve, that's not true either. Women are qucik to pick up on things that men are not and vice versa. I think often times the female voice on this discussion is very biased and sexist alot more then men are in defining gender characteristics. That is sincerly my opinion I also despise the comprison of men and women to dogs and cats. It's anthropomorphic and there are so many characteristics that make us totally unlike either animal. I find that any rational to compare us to such animals is based upon an unbalanced and over exagerated view of male or female characteristics. I for one will tell you that if a women acted like a cat towards me I would not be around her. I also hate it when men are labeled as simple. It's just nonsense. If anything, women are simpler. Also the men are visual thing. Actually most people are visually oriented men and women If I remember correctly. Women though do seem to pay more attention to words, that is their human appeal (tenderness, kindness,) then men.

I agree with Breukelen advocaat that the males have become demasculated very much and this is due to the femenist movement. I think they don't understand that we're not created equal, that we have big differences and different being means different purpose. Men are leaders and have natural abilities as providers and protectors and special gifts for their own type of work. Women have thier own special gifts but they are not equal with man in thier position and thier different gifts complement one another but they can't do that if women try to be equal with men and here's why. Men are stronger and women's greatest strength is in (suprise) there weakness. It's like a rugged machine that serves a practical purpose but are not fit to serve as a confort pillow. But these things we like so much that comfort us and make our lifes better and decorate our lifes are weaker. That's the natural order and any attempt to change that on women's part will only force them to become more masculine and struggle for domiinance. The proof for this is obvious.

Edit: I'd also like to add that I think the world is corrupt and that means people too so understanding what men and women are like and what they're supposed to be like is fraught with difficulties and inconsistancies.
That's my opinion.

[Zcomp]

Women = Fine slender curvy beautiful body
Men = exact opposite. Hairy blocky unattractive body suited for utility.
I realize some women are gonna say that they love there mans body. But a fully developed male will have a hairy chest and back(exceptions permitted). Lets here from the women who say they find that attractive?

[GraziLovesMary]

Everything, yet nothing. Women are beautiful, men are... fuck I dunno. Were men. This is an awesome topic but has my brain going way too haywire to process anything efficiently.. lol..

All I can say is... praise allah for those differences... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...