Have you ever had sex in a grave yard?

[Mississippi Steve]

My GF an I used to have sex in graveyards all the time... Nobody ever bothered us.
She knows were they all are.... even the ones hidden in the back woods. She is a florist and floral designer.

Heres a little hint.... it you are ever in a new town, and need directions, either ask the local florist, or the local heating and air guy.... they both know where to turn off the paved road by the big oak tree, and where that barn burned down 5 years ago, etc.