Now I know I wasn't jipped on the goods. It's too bad though, because I really need the job. The lady conducting the urinalysis pulled me into the bathroom and discreetly told me that I tested positive for THC, then proceeded to tell me, "that's marijuana." I'm like, "I know." She then said, "It's not a big deal," and before she could finish that sentence, I conjectured with another, "I know." She told me to come back when I'm clean. So, I'm gonna go grab a big glass of apple juice...and then another...and another. And go back in tomorrow and pass. I should print out some of that information that granny provided us with and spread it around their office. That ought to send a message. Anyway, wish me luck. If I can't pass this test, I don't know when I'll be able to smoke again.
Ganj Reviewed by Ganj on . I've never been so glad to fail a drug test Now I know I wasn't jipped on the goods. It's too bad though, because I really need the job. The lady conducting the urinalysis pulled me into the bathroom and discreetly told me that I tested positive for THC, then proceeded to tell me, "that's marijuana." I'm like, "I know." She then said, "It's not a big deal," and before she could finish that sentence, I conjectured with another, "I know." She told me to come back when I'm clean. So, I'm gonna go grab a big glass of apple juice...and Rating: 5