I can't, imitator. I'm broke. She told me to come back when I am clean. And since their suspicions aren't part of the job, I think I'll go in tomorrow with someone else's urine. What do you think?

And thanks for the heads up...I hate apple juice.
Ganj Reviewed by Ganj on . I've never been so glad to fail a drug test Now I know I wasn't jipped on the goods. It's too bad though, because I really need the job. The lady conducting the urinalysis pulled me into the bathroom and discreetly told me that I tested positive for THC, then proceeded to tell me, "that's marijuana." I'm like, "I know." She then said, "It's not a big deal," and before she could finish that sentence, I conjectured with another, "I know." She told me to come back when I'm clean. So, I'm gonna go grab a big glass of apple juice...and Rating: 5