Help me!!!!

[onequestion]

I have horrible ass hiccups and ive had them for like 2 hours now. Its really starting to bug me and i dont know what to do. I hope i dont end up like that girl. Any hiccup suggestions?

onequestion Reviewed by onequestion on 07-30-2007. Help me!!!! I have horrible ass hiccups and ive had them for like 2 hours now. Its really starting to bug me and i dont know what to do. I hope i dont end up like that girl. Any hiccup suggestions? Rating: 5

[Bluntmasterbabe]

Hold your breath and jump up and down for about 10 or 15 seconds...it always works for me

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i've never had ass hiccups before, but if they're anything like regular hiccups just calm down, drink some water and relax. they'll go away once the muscles relax.

[stinkyattic]

i've never had ass hiccups before, but if they're anything like regular hiccups just calm down, drink some water and relax. they'll go away once the muscles relax.

Well if they are ass hiccups, and the solution is relaxation, might be a good idea to hang out in the loo for a bit.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

Well if they are ass hiccups, and the solution is relaxation, might be a good idea to hang out in the loo for a bit.

that could get a bit messy. best to bring along a mop and plenty of soapy water. definitely don't try to hold them in, your back side could explode and that makes sitting down rather uncomfortable.

[stinkyattic]

See DoN?
Even with the new rules about AGE in place, they still cannot force us to be MATURE.
Potty humour FTW!

[cannabis campbell]

Ooh thats annoying I haven't had them for ages though i remember when i was small and got them peolpe would just say its because your growing aaah the bullshit they tell you when your small lol, ok heres some tips some of these are sure to help.

- Try holding your breath for 1 min.
- After a hiccup just drink lots of water in 1 go.
- Try hyperventilating for a few seconds.
- Relax and breatha from your diaphragm
- Take three to five of the deepest breaths you can.

also check out this website lots of tips there for you lol, Click

[delusionsofNORMALity]

See DoN?
Even with the new rules about AGE in place, they still cannot force us to be MATURE.
Potty humour FTW!

they've been trying to get me to grow up for years and nothing has worked. years of threatened incarceration, institutionalization and electro-shock have only served to increase my desire for the juvenile diversions of my youth. age has merely widened my appetites and increased my destructive capabilities.

hope the hiccups have gone away 1?.

[Reefer Rogue]

Drink water slowly.

[Sweyn Forkbeard]

Toilet humour is a British institution and will always be funny.

As for the hiccups, my friend taught me a way to get rid of them that works every time. You just have to drink a pint of water backwards. Unfortunately i can't think of a way to describe it in words.

Sorry... that wasn't very helpful was it?