ok ok first i'd nail his sack to a wooden table. Then i'd take a hammer and smash his balls in to a million pieces. Then i'd take a large knife....cut off his sack containing the broken pieces and lodge it in his throat so he would choke on it. But i would take the sack out every so often so that he didnt die from it...but suffered from choking on his own sack. After doing this for about 3 hours i would be bored with the sack so i would just have to store it in his butt for safe keeping. Then i'd start getting down to business and start cutting off each one of his fingers....dip them all in the hottest hott sauce i can find and make him eat them. Then i'd cut off his hands (whats left of them) and have them swing from some kind of rope mechanizm where they would constantly smack him. I would leave him like this for maybe 5 hours. Finally i would just toss him in the oven where he would die.

Lol. :thumbsup: