How would you assassinate Hitler?

[ChiefSmokesAlot]

this is true.... to fuck with time could potientially throw us into an even worse current state.... shit we could all be slaves speaking japanese for all you know...

i don't think he's messed up for not wanting to spare those people... to spare those people (technically since you're tlaking of changing past events) could kill billions of others....

fucking with past events is a copmlicated subject if you want to get serious... just to give you an idea.... (none of this is based on fact, it's purely for point) if george washington had tried to get out of bed one day and slipped on mud and went into a coma, there may very well of never been the declreation of indepenence, and with that, america could of been a worse country then say vietnam or china....

it's called the ripple effect... everything that happened in the past (not just major events, even a paper cut) affected everything as it is today, in one way or another... changing any of it, regaurdless how seemingly small.. or compassionate of an act it may be... could change everything we know AS A WORLD, not just country or state...

HAHA :rastasmoke:

Good point though.

[slipknotpsycho]

HAHA :rastasmoke:

Good point though.

well iwas gonna say banana peel.. but then i realized this was the 1700's and that probably wasn't a very common occurance

[krazy chino]

i'll put him in a concentration camp and bring a digital camera and record him suffering from famine and thirst and have him stand in the freezin snow naked and do experiments on him like stick a thin long hook up his nose and pull out his brains while he still awake...........then post it on youtube

[REEFERDREAMZ]

I would put some sort of cannibal flesh eating bugs in every orphus of his body, tie him, starve him..and watch him die, from the insideout.:wtf:

[Quinn The Eskimo]

I'd bring pliers, ropes, needles, a spoon, and a rusty butter knife. (Lol) I'd prolly tear out his teeth with pliers, dig out his eyeballs with the spoon, pop his testes with a needle (ow), jam the spoon down his throat to finish him off, and the butter knife to cut off that gay fucking little stach of his.

[DataReaper]

Id beat him to death with a jew.










.... am I allowed to say that?

[DataReaper]

yes, thats true, it was in complete poor taste. but the point is that he was a tyrant that is not only known for his obscene abuse of jewish people but that has been dead for a long time. 'how would you assassinate hitler' is almost a rhetorical question; like asking how Id kill stallin or the romans or satan. my comment, while in poor taste, was not meant to offend but as a statement of irony. well, not pure irony, that would be if you killed him the way he killed. personally, I dont like to think up ways to kill anyone and therefore couldnt come up with anything better than a bullshit way.

also, oddly enough, I was raised with the Jewish faith and take pride in the fact that Im not still scared by a man that killed thousands of my people.

[BUZz UK]

Gas him, ha...

[Breukelen advocaat]

He ordered that the people who conspired to kill him be "hung like cattle". Those that were convicted were strangulated slowly, in a slaughterhouse, by being hung by the neck on a rope suspended from a meathook. Others were hung with piano wire. One of these methods would have been a fitting end to his life.

[Nation_1ne]

I'd shoot him and make it look like suicide.......