How would you assassinate Hitler?

[musictrades]

Simple question. Say you were on a top secret mission to go back in time and kill Hitler. How would you do it? Only one person gets to go back in time, and it's you. You can take any objects from the present, so long as they're small enough to fit inside a telephone booth sized time machine.

I wouldn't, the man was a genius. I would go back and give him some A-Bombs so he wins ww2 and the world we live in would be infinitely better.

[420marijuana420]

I wouldn't, the man was a genius. I would go back and give him some A-Bombs so he wins ww2 and the world we live in would be infinitely better.

way to make a first impression, I can see you'll be popular.

[TheDefiler]

If hitler did rule the world at least i'd still be alive. I'm white and of German descent....lol.

[stinkyattic]

If hitler did rule the world at least i'd still be alive. I'm white and of German descent....lol.

Ignorance, thy name is Defiler

[jdmarcus59]

kill him cause he has it coming? I like what clint eastwood said in the movie
THE UNFORGIVEN,.........We all got it coming.

[jaGerbom]

ok ok first i'd nail his sack to a wooden table. Then i'd take a hammer and smash his balls in to a million pieces. Then i'd take a large knife....cut off his sack containing the broken pieces and lodge it in his throat so he would choke on it. But i would take the sack out every so often so that he didnt die from it...but suffered from choking on his own sack. After doing this for about 3 hours i would be bored with the sack so i would just have to store it in his butt for safe keeping. Then i'd start getting down to business and start cutting off each one of his fingers....dip them all in the hottest hott sauce i can find and make him eat them. Then i'd cut off his hands (whats left of them) and have them swing from some kind of rope mechanizm where they would constantly smack him. I would leave him like this for maybe 5 hours. Finally i would just toss him in the oven where he would die.

Lol. :thumbsup:

[slipknotpsycho]

i still belivee i wouldn't do such a thing... i only said how i would (realisitcly... sorry, like i stated he was extremely paranoid, and he also had a huge army by him at all times.... the only real way (honestly) would be to do it at an extremely far range...

anyways... i honestly believe it'd cause such a ripple effect the outcome could be infininately worse then we know it as of now....

here's a theory, so you kill hitler... he still had millions in his army.... and they weren't there cuz of fear of him (for the most part) they belived in his campaign (not all, but a shitload did, probably even most) so someone else would take his place to keep the war going.... now what you have is a completely diffrent person organizing the strikes... probably less paraniod then hitler....

how could this affect the outcome? think about it... 2 degrees higher of an IQ and the ability to move around at will (instead of hiding) could easily of turned things around... perhaps the replacement was smarter, and had better battle strategies... strategies that could have resulted, ultimately in us losing the war....

that's just one of a literally infininate number of diffrent outcomes.

true, it could very easily of ended things faster... i' mnot saying that every outcome would be worse.. but since it's so far in the past, and we're relatively 'at peace' woudl you really want to risk it? honestly?

i wouldn't.

[Blitzed]

Man, If I had a time machine Id say screw it, and go back to when dinosaures roamed the earth. Or id go back to the early 1900's with a bunch of movie scripts and modern technology, and become very rich.

[TheDefiler]

Ignorance, thy name is Defiler

I'm not saying that he didn't get what was coming to him though.

[GraziLovesMary]

Man, If I had a time machine Id say screw it, and go back to when dinosaures roamed the earth. Or id go back to the early 1900's with a bunch of movie scripts and modern technology, and become very rich.

Id go die in the Spartans battle against the Persian army. Either that or go back to the founding of the Shao Lin temple and train with the ORIGINAL MASTERS. Hell yeah....