How would you assassinate Hitler?

[BlAzInIt4:20]

hang him by his balls...:stoned:

[palerider7777]

. I agree some of the methods people have described are unessacary but then so was killing thousands upon thousands of Jews and innocent people unessacary.


u know it's funny everybody hates nazi's and all that happened but yet everytime something in the world happens it's the jews fault why is this? people bash hitler for what he did but yet bash the jews everytime they turn around like the whole peace issue in the middle east it laways falls back on the jews.why don't we let them do what they need to do to protect themselfs instead of the us always steping in say don't do that?

[palerider7777]

it's "macho man randy savage" for the record

[Nation_1ne]

u know it's funny everybody hates nazi's and all that happened but yet everytime something in the world happens it's the jews fault why is this? people bash hitler for what he did but yet bash the jews everytime they turn around like the whole peace issue in the middle east it laways falls back on the jews.why don't we let them do what they need to do to protect themselfs instead of the us always steping in say don't do that?

Lmao, you're preaching to the wrong person here. Some of my family is Jewish, and yes, they are blood related.

[GraziLovesMary]

XD IM SO HIGH, AND THIS THREAD WAS KINDA FUNNY FOR VARIOUS REASONS.

WELL, I AM LIKE 60% GERman, I'D Be ON HIS Side.
Don't know why, just would.
because.
it's easier.
We'd be like, rivals, me, and whoever tried to come back in time and kill him XD.

90% of the German population is completely embarrassed and ashamed of that entire part of history, trust me I lived there.

And you would not want to be my rival if my mission is to deal death, for you would die before you had a chance to realize it was coming.

If I was lucky enough to go back in time to assassinate, I would bring only a folded Katana, or folded straight blade Diato, and a folded Tanto. I would need nothing else except for some type of camoflauge.

If I could go back in time, however, I would much rather go to the battle of Sparta against the Persian empire. Now THAT would be a death well deserved!

[ChronicJoint]

i wouldnt assassinate hitler.

[fr33 w33d plox]

rope and some acid nuf said

[Frivolous248]

I would bang him over the head with a jew.

[420marijuana420]

first i would say no, but if I had some how ended up in the past any ways I would be afraid to even sneeze. I wouldn't just go around killing people, ESPECIALLY SOME ONE WITH SUCH A BIG PART OF HISTORY. It's not like phil of the Future (disney show) where every one can just go back in time and do whatever the hell they want. When you change the past you change the future. If this were possible even the smallest thing could change history forever. There's a theory that killing/saving one single butterfly in the past could change the weather patterns of the future
Butterfly effect - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Some how I think killing a human with so much influence would make things much more different.

[palerider7777]

well i just like pointing out truth. as it seem here in the usa theres always a double standard going on as people not only in the us but everywhere really, they only want to stand up for the "cause"when it works for them.and as i see it everybody over there wants that lil tiny bit of land they have over there and everyone wants it seems weird to me well not really i know why but most people look past that as if it's not there