Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
"um...i just heard gunshots!"
dispatch: ok sir, is there anyone hurt?
"how the fuck should i know! i said i heard them not saw them!"
dispatch: ok sir do you know what house they came from?
"um.... no?! i just said i ddin't see them! how the fuck would i know where they came from?!
dispatch: sir calm down please
"i have anger problems and i'm drunk and you're asking me fucking ridiculous questions!
dispatch: well sir, what do you want me to do... send a cop to knock on everyone's door?
"i dunno... everyone on cannabis.com told me to call.."
dispatch: ok so... you're a pot head? sir, the cops are on their way


"SHIT!"
HAHAHA, well at least you thought that through.