All right so my weekend plans got a bit fooked.
I'd meant to head up to Vermont for the weekend but ended up stuck in boring ol' MA instead... so Saturday afternoon I'm out on the river with a girlfriend and a sixer and a couple kayaks. REALLY hot day, we're just chilling on the beach, my fishing buddy calls to get in on the inaction, brings his canoe down, and just as he's unloading his canoe, the fucking SKY opens up. I could not believe how hard it started raining. He gets over to the beach and we're trying to light a joint in the rain, no luck.

No problem for Donk, he picks up his canoe and THROWS it in the river... UPSIDE DOWN.

The short version of the story is that the three of us ended up clambaking inside an overturned canoe up to our necks in the Connecticut river with a summer afternoon rainstorm pounding down on the hull.

Good times. It was the SILLIEST thing I have ever done in my fucking LIFE.
stinkyattic Reviewed by stinkyattic on . A real New England Clambake =p (there's an overturned canoe involved) All right so my weekend plans got a bit fooked. I'd meant to head up to Vermont for the weekend but ended up stuck in boring ol' MA instead... so Saturday afternoon I'm out on the river with a girlfriend and a sixer and a couple kayaks. REALLY hot day, we're just chilling on the beach, my fishing buddy calls to get in on the inaction, brings his canoe down, and just as he's unloading his canoe, the fucking SKY opens up. I could not believe how hard it started raining. He gets over to the Rating: 5