Most hated Canadian Jokes

[cannabis campbell]

A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.

"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."

[Maximiliannnn]

Weed was $20 a gram and you couldn't buy more than two grams, WTF

buddy, you just got ripped off. canada has hella cheap bud

[MadSativa]

dude Im not even Canadian and that joke sucks eh............thats why you got ripped off I am asuming

[Hardcore Newbie]

Hahaha I can picture it now, he tells the joke to the dealer

Him: Pretty funny joke.... EHH (over pronounced, of course)
Deal: Uh, yeah, ok (thinking "not form around here")
Him: So how much did you say that gram was, 10 right?
Deal: No I said 20, and no more than 2 grams.

HAHAHAHHAA Now THAT'S funny

[WildFire.ca]

Hahaha I can picture it now, he tells the joke to the dealer

Him: Pretty funny joke.... EHH (over pronounced, of course)
Deal: Uh, yeah, ok (thinking "not form around here")
Him: So how much did you say that gram was, 10 right?
Deal: No I said 20, and no more than 2 grams.

HAHAHAHHAA Now THAT'S funny

LoL:smokin:

[Dopenologist]

A Canadian, an American and a French Canadian go into a bar...

How can you tell which is which?

The Canadian wants a Molson...
The American wants a Budweiser...
The French Canadian wants a separate check...

:thumbsup: good one...

[konsealedkoncept]

i live in sk, 160-180 a zip of the best

Yea nice man, im in saskatoon, born in regina though.

[Orange Goblin]

rofl thank you for banning that hoser yang.

[Vaporize Me]

Weed was $20 a gram and you couldn't buy more than two grams, WTF

LOL I dont know where you picked up from ahha man that sucks, living in Canada all my life, virtually every where ive gone i could of picked up bud, for cheap prices and its never schwag. except once in a town were my grandma lives, it has like 300 population, i had an opportunity to buy some weed. But i know the guy, and yes it was weed. but the most schwagest weed ever lol i could see so many seeds, leafs and just random stems, that werent attached to any bud. lol at shake

[ganjzilla]

ok if weed was so expensive in canada why is canada one of the countrys that supplys the us with some dank ass weed...the first thing the cops asked me when i got busted..."is that bc bud?"...i loved canada, montreal and vancouver are both beautiful places...and as far as that wanker goes...you cannot be a smart person...thats like telling an african american a "black" joke and not understanding why they dont like it