Most hated Canadian Jokes

[Another Ying Yang]

I just got back from Canada. I told a Canadian joke and most Canadians hated it.

The joke started out, "Have you heard of the new cell phone, the iphone? And only 5% of the Canadians said yes. (Look below for revised version of the joke) Anyhow, then I would say, "Well, have you heard of the cheap Canadian knock off phone?" Then, I would say, "It's called the phony phone 'eh" (emphasizing the phone "e" phone "a")

The revised version of the joke is, "Have you heard of the ipod?"; "The Canadian version is the pod 'eh"... The Canadians didn't like that one either because they are Canadians... but at least they got it, again, because they are Canadians...

Weed was $20 a gram and you couldn't buy more than two grams, WTF

Another Ying Yang Reviewed by Another Ying Yang on 07-29-2007. Most hated Canadian Jokes I just got back from Canada. I told a Canadian joke and most Canadians hated it. The joke started out, "Have you heard of the new cell phone, the iphone? And only 5% of the Canadians said yes. (Look below for revised version of the joke) Anyhow, then I would say, "Well, have you heard of the cheap Canadian knock off phone?" Then, I would say, "It's called the phony phone 'eh" (emphasizing the phone "e" phone "a") The revised version of the joke is, "Have you heard of the ipod?"; "The Rating: 5

[Hardcore Newbie]

It's not, it's about 10 bucks for a gram for really decent shit, I get mine for 1/2s for 90.

[WildFire.ca]

Whats the best thing to come out of Quebec?????????????





An empty bus.

Yea I get AAA for 10 a gram and 90 a half and 170 a oz. for AAA delivered to my coutch

[GrantFuhr]

Here's my favourite Canadian joke....


Q: Whats the difference between the Calgary Flames and a bra???

A: A bra has 2 cups

[Maximiliannnn]

Weed was $20 a gram and you couldn't buy more than two grams, WTF

buddy, you just got ripped off. canada has hella cheap bud

[cannabis campbell]

A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.

"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."

[kdspecial]

Toronto has a bit of a markup comp[ared to the surrounding areas. But you can can true original BlueBerry right to your door. 200 oz

Or you can snag a OZ for 170-180 from a buddy. but it wont touch true blueberry.

kd

[WildFire.ca]

Hahaha I can picture it now, he tells the joke to the dealer

Him: Pretty funny joke.... EHH (over pronounced, of course)
Deal: Uh, yeah, ok (thinking "not form around here")
Him: So how much did you say that gram was, 10 right?
Deal: No I said 20, and no more than 2 grams.

HAHAHAHHAA Now THAT'S funny

LoL:smokin:

[Hardcore Newbie]

Hahaha I can picture it now, he tells the joke to the dealer

Him: Pretty funny joke.... EHH (over pronounced, of course)
Deal: Uh, yeah, ok (thinking "not form around here")
Him: So how much did you say that gram was, 10 right?
Deal: No I said 20, and no more than 2 grams.

HAHAHAHHAA Now THAT'S funny

[MadSativa]

dude Im not even Canadian and that joke sucks eh............thats why you got ripped off I am asuming