Is it newbie or newfie?

See what I mean? Two Canadians hate this joke already, and yet they do understand it, go figure...

A Canadian, an American and a French Canadian go into a bar...

How can you tell which is which?

The Canadian wants a Molson...
The American wants a Budweiser...
The French Canadian wants a separate check...
Another Ying Yang Reviewed by Another Ying Yang on . Most hated Canadian Jokes I just got back from Canada. I told a Canadian joke and most Canadians hated it. The joke started out, "Have you heard of the new cell phone, the iphone? And only 5% of the Canadians said yes. (Look below for revised version of the joke) Anyhow, then I would say, "Well, have you heard of the cheap Canadian knock off phone?" Then, I would say, "It's called the phony phone 'eh" (emphasizing the phone "e" phone "a") The revised version of the joke is, "Have you heard of the ipod?"; "The Rating: 5