Just for fun, Try this!

[cannabis campbell]

Pick the month you were born on

1----I sucked
2----I blew
3----I fucked
4----I ate out
5----I jerked off
6----I fingured
7----I licked
8----I hooked up with
9----I cuddled with
10---I slept with
11---I molested
12---I shot

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01------a dog
02------a homosexual
03------an easter egg
04------a cat
05------a horse
06------a toothbrush
07------a donkey
08------a prostitute
09------a blind man
10------an arab
11------a homo
12------Paris Hilton
13------your mom
14------a lesbian
15------a drug dealer
16------a jew
17------The Trojan Man
18------a cow
19------your mom
20------an orange
21------a bag of weed
22------an overweight Asian woman
23------a whore
24------a pickle
25------a french fry
26------Santa Claus
27------a homeless guy
28------a black pornostar
29------a Mexican
30------a bottle of vodka
31------a condom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White--- Because Im a bitch
Black----Because I have a gigantic penis
Pink-----Because I have amazing boobs
Red-----Because Im mentally ill
Blue----Because Im a loser
Green----Because I hate my life
Purple----Because Im gay
Gray-----Because I was wasted
Orange-----because i smoke crack
Polka Dot-----Because I have an extreamly small dick
Other-----Because I have double d's

cannabis campbell Reviewed by cannabis campbell on 07-29-2007. Just for fun, Try this! Pick the month you were born on 1----I sucked 2----I blew 3----I fucked 4----I ate out 5----I jerked off 6----I fingured 7----I licked 8----I hooked up with Rating: 5

[birdgirl73]

I cuddled with a bag of weed because I have amazing boobs. Something's not right with that sentence. Or with the characterization of my boobs as amazing!

[typoerror]

i slept with a cat because i was wasted

[cannabis campbell]

Lol! ^^

[partyguy420]

i sucked a over weght asin women because im a bitch...

[qdavid]

i fingured a cow because i have double ds, why is there polka dot but not like brown

Whoa, mine's June 18 too.

[jaGerbom]

i blew an orange because i have a huge penis.

....i like oranges.

[snowblind]

dude you could have a posh wank, no mess

[snowblind]

i licked your mom because i was wasted. well the beer googles were on and she said your dad can't make her cum no more

[Sweyn Forkbeard]

I sucked a homeless guy because i'm mentally ill.

I'm not proud.