WATS UR ASTROLOGY SIGN? EAST N WEST

[hippy lettuce]

Found the other and it's the tiger apparently :thumbsup:

[Professor Dan K.]

im a cancer, a crab lol

[Thepossumdance]

gemini snake... word to ur motha

[DarkHairedSativa]

TaurusRabbit

[twoguysupnorth]

GEMINI_LEO AND rabbid goat i believe. its been along time since we ate chinese. crazy rabid squirel gets my vote.

[PaKaLolo8o8]

THE LIFE GUZZLER

Scorpio/Tigers are excessive. They do everything to extreme. They never take life as it comes, but rather race out and try to head it off at the pass. They are constantly in dangerous situations, where they have plunked themselves deliberately. They never take their time and plan every detail, or write lists to be sure that every last mothball gets accounted for in the winter clothes. These people are hasty and hotheaded and really honestly quite mad. I call Scorpio/Tigers "blitz" people. They come screeching up to every new experience, gobble, slurp, inhale, consume, build, make, bake, scrape, paint, fix - and they're off to the next challenge. Scorpios born in Tiger years are always trying to get three lives out of one. Want to know more about the lusty sex lives of these gourmet bon vivants? That's easy. For a Scorpio born Tiger, more is definitely not less. More is more and more is better. These people need sex and the satisfactions of same, the way snow needs cold to survive. Affectionate and loving and even mostly faithful (as long as the sex is good), these people will try anything - and not just once or twice either.

[PaKaLolo8o8]

THE AMBITIOUS HOMEBODY

Security-oriented and vulnerable, this is a risky combination. Why? Because the Taurean born Cat requires safety and pledges and assurances and guarantees in all aspects of his life. He cannot function properly if the rent isn't paid and the kids don't all have new shoes. Taurus/Cat is not, by any stretch of the imagination, a bohemian. In fact, he is borderline bourgeois. Home and possessions are almost as important to this creature as sex. But still waters run deep. The seemingly reserved Taurus born in a Cat year is a veritable fund of silent surprises. Don't be surprised when he or she invites you to engage in some startlingly unusual sexual practices such as...

Famous Taurus Cats - Orson Wells, Dr Benjamin Spock, Judy Collins

Good Compatibilities - Capricorn Goat.....

[PaKaLolo8o8]

THE EMOTIONAL PLANNER

This person is forever awake to new concepts and possible avenues. He's always on his toes. Even in the middle of the night, this variety of Cancer is raring to find out who makes the kinds of candles that exactly replicate church candles from Poland in the eighteenth century. Like all Monkeys, the Cancer/Monkey is a problem-solver. He can not only see a situation for what it is - as he is coldly objective when necessary - but he can see through cloudy dilemmas and for that reason come quickly to the end of them. The Cancer/Monkey lets very little grass grow under his feet. - especially when it come to love. Cancers born in Monkey years incessantly seek love wherever they can find it. They make rapacious love and don't stop at...

Famous Cancer Monkeys - julius Caesar, Nelson Rockefeller, Yul Brynner....

Good Compatibilities - Pisces Dragon........

[Oneironaut]

None, because astrology is a bunch of made-up pulled-out-of-the-ass nonsense.

[me myself and I]

"astrology, the one true science" - Futurama
cancer for me