being hassled by some random phone number, AH!

[Stoned_Friend]

next time he calls say yes but she outside gettin fucked by dogs

[Gatekeeper777]

it may be he is looking for his girlfriend and is mis dialing. Here is what to do...
Tell him Marcy is very busy and can't come to the phone. She is in the back bedroom taking on your 2 best friends and you just finished with her. When she is done with the other 3 that just paid you , you will send her home.

[STIMPY21]

My answer to those calls: Sorry you just missed (him/them/her) My dog just ate them. click!!
STIMPY21

[BabyFacedAbortion]

blast this song into the phone


Hello, Nah, nah she don't live here man. I thought I told you.
Yo I think you need to step off. Aiight?

Moved into my apartment at the university
The only one who lives here is me
So why the phone ring all day long
I got no friends except Mike and he's gone for the summer
And I just want some peace and quiet
Come to my room and it's a telephone riot
Ring-a-ling-a-ling
Every time I take a step
Can't sleep, can't eat, can't breathe
can't get any of my work done
Cuz people keep calling with the same damn question
Hello is Shaniqua there?
Nah, Shaniqua moved out last year
I think you have the wrong number, this is Little T
You mean Shaniquaâ??s brother?
Man, can't you just leave me alone,
this ain't Shaniqua's house, this ain't her phone,
this ain't her phone
And don't call back again, cause if you do you know the answer man

Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL NO!

Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL NO!

I wonder who Shaniqua is
What she does and where she lives
Is she a pothead with too many zits
A movie star with inflatable tits
Does she take the train or drive in the car
Work in the office or down at the bar
How the hell should I know
She could be albino for all I care
Hello, is Shaniqua there?
Yeah, she is but she can't talk now
She's busy milking a purple cow
And talking to the Easter bunny
Man, you think your funny
Shut up Beavis
I told you six times before

Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL NO!

Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL NO!

Check my machine on Friday there were 22 messages
Man, I can't win at this
One said this is for the kid living with Shaniqua
you want that chick you can keep her
Will this ever cease
So I can't get some sleep
Shaniqua moved out
Leave your message at the beep (beeeeep)
Yo, Shaniqua I love you, call me

Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL NO!

Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Shaniqua don't live here no more
Is Shaniqua there?
HELL NO!

[Quinn The Eskimo]

Ok, say that you have been lieing to him the entire time and pretend to start sobbing. Say that Marcy was permanently damaged (unable to speak legibly and bodily injured) in a car accident, and that you "a childhood friend" found out about it and volunteered to take care of her and make her life happy in her last years. Then end it off with a barrage of water works and a "she passed away 1 month ago" and she had not written a will, and had no husband so her parents inherited the house, but decided to give it to you because of how happy you made her in her last years. problem solved

[Quinn The Eskimo]

Woops mistook it for a house phone, sorry. It may be a good Idea to freak out and start shouting that you don't know any marcy. Or you could use an online service to get info on his number (who he is ect...) and tell him that you are going to come to his house and get him if he does not stop calling your number.

[rebgirl420]

Or you could be like,

"Yeah im robbing the house right now there not home. Hey dont call the cops." -CLICK-

[CYRAX]

Some number calls my boys phone constantly and all they do is beep when we say something and number is unknown, we hold basic conversations and reply to their beeps as if they where saying something interesting, lol it's kinda funny but it gets annoying.