Hey, Reb...meet the original zombie.

[Ganj]

Jesus was the first zombie.

Ganj Reviewed by Ganj on 07-29-2007. Hey, Reb...meet the original zombie. Jesus was the first zombie. Rating: 5

[rebgirl420]

hahahahahahahahahahah thats hilarious! Well thank god I finally got the zombie survival guide. Ill know just what to do when he comes back.

[Ganj]

His head is already vulnerable, wearing that crown of thorns. What does the guide say about pure zombies though? I'd imagine the standard blow to the head wouldn't do zombie Jesus in.

[rebgirl420]

I guess not. I guess then you just have to destroy the whole body. But in the book it says not to use fire so maybe heavy machine gun fire.

[Ganj]

Preferably a mini gun...those bullets would tear through even the most immaculate flesh. I better get a copy of that book myself, just in case he doesn't die I could always use it as projectile...I know that's not the only use for books though...?

[rebgirl420]

hahah the book is actually really entertaining and bad ass. Im just tearing through it.

[Ganj]

Be careful with those books, reb...you don't know what kind of heretic crap are in those things. Just the thought of reading a book gives me the chills or maybe it's sleep deprivation?

[rebgirl420]

No this guy is serious about this. He is one tough cookie haha

[Ganj]

He's probably been to Haiti and has observed real zombies! Ooooooo

[rebgirl420]

He mentions that and those arent "real" zombies. I mean technically thats where the name zombie came from, he prefers to call them the undead or ghouls. He even lists how to tell them apart.