you could get a hooker
rape someone
become a hooker
rape a moose
become a pimp and have your hookers for free
groom people on the internet and bust em out
audition for a porn movie and just bang her
met someone you like tell them and take it from there
buy a flesh tunnel
become a preist
castrate yourself
go to a swingers party
masturbate for he rest of your life
get a blow up doll
remove a few ribs

theres loads of options in the rich tapestry of sexual satisfaction