Quote Originally Posted by Profane Motherfucker
Poor social skills.
Who cares if you are a virgin now? Don't let it matter, and you will get laid. Just whackit an hour before you hit it, to make yourself last longer. If you spend too much time waiting for the right one, you are just going to psych yourself out. If I was you, I would ask one of my females friends if they wanted to fuck, and then laugh. But you have to be prepared to fuck her. Ya gotta be ready for her to say, "yes." But, laugh, like you are joking.

Maybe I a just talking out my ass. I don't think sex is a big fucking deal. You are probably going to get HPV.

I hope not but, well sex rocks. I say just get laid. Go ahead and have standards if you want to, but your tendency is probably too set them too high. Also, the first girl you fuck will have already been fucked by 5, 10, or even 30 or forty guys. But, who cares. fuck it. I love my wife, and we have great sex, but we both fucked a lot of other people before we got married; and sewed our wild oats. I don't care.


Yeah, just get laid dude. If you make a big deal about it, the first girl you fuck will break your heart. Just because sex becomes this big deal, you put the pussy on the pedestal, and it sucks, but only because it was the first girl who sucked your dick. And then, some other girls will suck your dick, (Maybe even two at once!) and you will think to yourself, "My bitchass first girlfriend, that slut, didn't even know how to suck a fat cock."

YOU'RE A PIMP.

Think it, believe it, do it. And wear contacts, cologne, button down shirts, and pants that fit a little better.
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angry nomad Reviewed by angry nomad on . 21-Year-Old Virgin - Normal? Poor social skills. Rating: 5