Intrepid- thought you might find this interesting, as your quote caught my eye:

" 'One Toke Over The Line' was recorded by duo named Brewer and Shipley (often mis-atributed, including in my own MP3 collection, as Dr. Hook), and includes the wonderfully funny spoken word introduction that everyone between the ages of 8 and 18 had memorized in the 70's -

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-coloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers ... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can." This is a slight misquote of a passage from Hunter S. Thompson's seminal drug-culture handbook, 'Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas,' which you can find on Amazon in paperback form here. That page also links to other editions, you can probably find the movie adaptation (starring Johnny Depp) there as well. The original passage includes a line about rounding all of this up on a wild drive through LA, and calls out Budweiser as the brand of beer in question. "


In case anyone asks, now you have a bunch of shit you can say about your signature! Yay!! (it's either too early or too late. Either way, I'm too sober).