lol, if its on tv it must be true.

Well, I know a happy cow makes a better taasting cow. Has anyone ever eaten kobe beef? They pamper that pig like crazy with massages and shit everyday and its like the happiest thing ever. And when you eat it, it is without a doubt one of the most delicious cuts of beef ever, next to peter luger.

PS I could have lived without knowing about the shitty toothbrush.