rhymes

[robert42]

i knew a man with HIV
Had a yellow knob like a bumble bee
it was very sad to see
the colour of red in his wee

a sad ryhme.

[Dreadmantic]

amazin... heres some

poo
rum
bubblegum
all day
ur rhymes are gay
like a duck
i love tto fuck
and quack
and quack
my ryhmes are whack
im whiter then a fukin tic tac
tic tac toe
ya girls a hoe

lol

TANGOOO STRANGE SODAAAAAAAAA

LMFAO whiter than a tic tac

[givemesomeweed]

dude this thread is awesome

[Reefer Rogue]

i love you,
you love me
barney gave me h.i.v
so i went to the doctors feeling really sick
all because of barneys dick

lol rob that 1st rap u did was ace

[robert42]

lol

i heard micheal barrymoore did a runner
when they found bin laden dead he was a suicide bummer
me i got no brain cells cant get no dummer
i dream of ford escorts not a fukin hummer
used to b in a band i was the drummer
now im a wanker who wants to b a plumber

AHHHHHHHH TANGO STRANGE SODAA STRIKES BACK

[Mello.as.Hello]

planetary
sanitary
frodo, that dude from lord of the rings, said something about a place called bree
more than one cheese is chee
my wife cheated on me
with lee
thrice, did she
and he
elton johns left knee
the bass player from the chilli peppers is flea
i dont think any of these words are in the dictionary

I'll write back when I'm done laughing. Seriously, I had a buddy over, and he actually shit his pants when he read that.

You should hear this song, "Chinese Freestyle" by CKY.. http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/cky/c...freestyle.html

A few excerpts:

"I can kick you- higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi"

"Want my buffet? You fucking gay
Wai-lo hit you with the hay. Stay the fuck away.
Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong"


I understand I may be the only person alive who finds this funny, but GOD DAMN.

[Euphoric]

crazy hazy lazy *passes out*

[az666]

im lmfao at this shit....hahahaha