Ok. Lets make a prediction for YOUR future and see if it comes true

[Nightcrewman]

I am going to tell Mrs NCM I am going to have anal sex with her whilst she is asleep tonite.
I predict I will be severely slapped across the face and she will sleep on her back tonite as a precaution.

Cheers

NCM

Yeah I got slapped and she slept on her back there was a strange noise outside the window like someone falling off a ladder though.

Cheers NCM

PS We are not pressing charges against Dr HaZzMatT Esq LOL