A few years ago my brother came home and said my help was needed, I asked why and he said some woman had locked her keys in her car and inside was a very young child.
I used to be a car thief so I went round and opened the car for her, I wanted to ask her what the hell she was thinking leaving such a young child unattended but the police arrived as I was opening the car so I decided to discreetly leave.

The story that I read in todays paper made me question how suitable some people are to have kids.
Officials: Skeletal Remains Of Baby Burned On Grill Found - Home Backup News Story - WEWS Cleveland