Random Home Drug Test -- Need Advice

[ChronicQueen]

Heya.. I've been reading this forum for a week looking for info that might help me but decided to just join and ask my own questions.
Here's a little background info on myself. I'm about 5'6, weigh around 115 pounds and have been smoking 3+ times a day of dank for about a year. Unfortunately I got caught by my parents and their deal is, we'll leave you alone for the summer but you have to pass a drug test or we don't pay for college.
My mom (who will be giving me the test) has been gone for a few weeks so I indulged while she was gone, maybe waited a little bit too long, but I stopped smoking yesterday and began taking some pills that speed up the urinary process and drinking copious amounts of water.
Now, I know that this will not get me clean which is why I wanted to see what your advice would be.

Since it is a home drug test and I will not have advance notice those 5-8 hour window drinks won't work, and since there is the possibility of her insisting on watching me I'm a little skeptical about purchasing premixed urine or urine additives. I know that leaves me with little to no options besides being "naturally clean" so if anyone knows of any detox products that aid in quickly and permanently detoxing the body I would thoroughly appreciate any ideas or links to information. Thanks for any of your time. One love.

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ChronicQueen Reviewed by ChronicQueen on 07-26-2007. Random Home Drug Test -- Need Advice Heya.. I've been reading this forum for a week looking for info that might help me but decided to just join and ask my own questions. Here's a little background info on myself. I'm about 5'6, weigh around 115 pounds and have been smoking 3+ times a day of dank for about a year. Unfortunately I got caught by my parents and their deal is, we'll leave you alone for the summer but you have to pass a drug test or we don't pay for college. My mom (who will be giving me the test) has been gone for Rating: 5

[Canuckofithaca]

My sister was really cool about this with me, and gave me a sealed ziplock bag of her clean urine, and what i did when my mom wanted me to take a test was say i dont need to pee, then i put the bag into my boxers, and when i said i needed to pee i opened the bag thru my fly and poured it into the cup. Dunno howd youd do that being a girl tho

[ChronicQueen]

Yeah I thought I could maybe do something similar but my little brother smokes too haha. I thought maybe I could use one of those drinks and when she asked just be like "I don't have to pee" and drink it, but you have to pee like 3 times before you get the toxic piss out of ya.

[Blindman0v0]

I would use quickfix and use just use a simple hose and small bottle that you can hide in your crotch.You don't have to worry about temp because the home tests don't test for that.I'll bet you could just use some water and some yellow food flavor or a dye.I'll have to experiment and see if my home test kits will react to just water and a yellow food coloring.

[Canuckofithaca]

eh once i watered down a test and my mom noticed it was cooler than it should be

[getntested]

You don't have to worry about temp because the home tests don't test for that.

Be careful. The cheapo home tests kits they sell at Walgreens ($14.99 for a single drug one like THC) have a 90-100degree temp strip attached to the side of the collection cup. Many of the ones you get online are just the actual test device (ie: not including a collection cup of any kind) but the ones they have at Walgreens are the whole deal: collection cup with temp strip, test device, and a free mail thing to send it off to a lab if you get a preliminary result. So you may likely HAVE to deal with warming the sample if you sub.

Subbing seems to be the only choice you have since it could get popped on you at any time. *shrugs* Let someone with more experience than me speak though, I'm a newbie here.

I will vouch that through all my reading and experience I have come to realize that I don't think there is a DAMN product out there that can literally make you CLEAN and permanently clean in a matter of days, especially for a daily danke smoker. We used a 15-day cleansing kit from passyourdrugtest.com, and although I DO believe it lowered her toxin levels - as 20 days later and about 3 weeks since smoking last and being a VERY heavy daily user of strong bud for many years she was able to test clean mid-day, but still failed them on the first void in the morning. That shows me that her toxin levels were lowered (enough to pass a test mid-day without altering it), but that there was STILL toxins of some level in her body (enough to fail in the first void of the day). So it definitely didn't 100% clean her, and quite honestly, it could have just been 3 weeks off with the liquids the plan made her drink that caused her toxin levels to drop, not the $200+ kit! That's what many of the pros say, and I can't say I disagree.

Good luck, wish I had a better answer for you. The one thing I CAN say definitively, however, is you'll be doing yourself a favor by stopping smoking IMMEDIATELY, no matter which route you choose to go. Remember, just a few more weeks and if you pass this test, you'll be away at school and can smoke as often and as much as you want! Don't blow it by blazing in these finals days of summer.