I'm the Other Man, No one's rootin for me

[CUPNOODLES]

LOL...THE TRICK IS TO GET PUMPED BUT 2 KEEP UR COOL....DONT START TWITCHING N STUFF LIKE THAT....BOB AND WEAVE ALOT THO THEN AIM 4 THE CHIN AND HOPE 4 THE BEST...REPEAT UNTIL HES KNOCKED OUT...ITS DEPENDS THO ON WHAT UR TRYING 2 DO IF UR A: TRYING TO KNOCK HIM OUT-AIM 4 THE CHIN AND SLIGHTLY ABOVE HIS EAR OR B: FUCK HIM UP (AS IN MAKE HIM BLEED ALOT AND BRUISE HIM ETC..) THEN GO NUTS AND AIM 4 HIZ MOUTH AND NOSE-THE USUAL...BUT YEA ID RECOMMEND KNOCKING HIM OUT CUZ ITLL MAKE HIM THINK AS APOSED 2 MAKING HIM FEEL BAD ABOUT PEOPLE SAYING U FUCKED HIM UP

[lagstronaut]

hahah yeah i learned from my buddy a long time ago to get pumped. he said recall all your most painful memories before the fight and turn that aggression into adrenaline. if it were up to me, i'd get him once in the nose so he gushes a bit, once in the eye so he wakes up and remembers who i am, and once in the chin so he goes to sleep and i can piss in his mouth. i think i'd probably be askin for it tho if i pissed on him lmao

any other tips would be greatly appreciated!

[imitator]

I liked the curb stomping idea, I think that any time someone is curb stomped, no matter how gruesome or horrible it is, no matter if they deserved it or not, that a little bit of awesome is released at the moment of impact.

Its a scientific theory of mine.

But seriously, I would watch it there. The fact that she told him what you told her, means that things might not be as tight as you might have thought. Doesnt mean she hates you, but even so... a good girlfriend can be a good girlfriend and not tell their bf what everyone says to them. Especially telling the person you warned them about being dangerous about it.

Gotta make sure to play it cool, or else you may find yourself having just fought some dick, and lost the girl you were after.

No amount of advice from any of us is going to be all that great once you are there in the moment. The only thing that matters then is you, and what you feel is best to do. Both with the girl, and with the dick. You never know what is going to happen with either, so just be prepared for anything.

[imitator]

i think i'd probably be askin for it tho if i pissed on him lmao

Yeah, asking for "Best 'degrading action towards a fallen enemy' of the year" award.

Thats just sheer brillance. I mean, how much worse can it get, when you have gotten your ass beat by someone, and you wake up with a mouthful of piss? Imagine if he swallows some of it before realizing what it is?

Or that he doesnt even realize, and you get the joy of telling him. That would be the best possible thing, because no matter how much he denies it, says you are lying or whatnot, he KNOWS in the back of his head, that he drank your piss. And thats what matters most. Thats something that he will live with and likely remember for the rest of his life. :thumbsup:

[lagstronaut]

that's all true. at this point i'm not so much interested in dating her anymore as much as i am making sure she's safe. and i've taken note that she is first and foremost his girlfriend and shit will make its way to him


and yeah lmao the only thing i'm worried about is if i did piss in him he'd probably want to fuck me over HUGE afterwards and if he managed too he'd probably 1-up me by shitting in my mouth or something...that'd be awesome

[CUPNOODLES]

LMAO GOOD 1 IMITATOR...BUT YEA NO DIRESPECT TOWARD YOU LAG BUT THERE RELATIONSHIP SOUNDS LIKE A PIMP/HOE RELATIONSHIP...SHE DOES WUT EVER HE TELLS HER 2 AND SHE HAS NO PROBLEM....O BTW SHE HAS LOW SELF ESTEEM AND SHE PROBABLY NEVER GOT MUCH FATHERLY LOVE WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE..EITHER THAT OR SHE LIKES BEING TREATED LIKE SHIT BUT HOW HES TREATING HER IS 2 MUCH OF WHAT SHE LIKES AND SHES HOPING HE'LL TONE IT DOWN OR SOME SHIT...O AND SHES LIVING IN A FAIRY TALE LAND WHERE SHES HOPING PRINCE CHARMING WILL RESCUE HER

[Nocturnal Stoner]

it's good to see there's decent people out there instead of gash catchers.

btw eat some really hot mexican food and then sneak through his window and take a shit in his mouth, thats what that guy deserves, put the shit that came from his mouth back where it belongs.

[lagstronaut]

LMAO GOOD 1 IMITATOR...BUT YEA NO DIRESPECT TOWARD YOU LAG BUT THERE RELATIONSHIP SOUNDS LIKE A PIMP/HOE RELATIONSHIP...SHE DOES WUT EVER HE TELLS HER 2 AND SHE HAS NO PROBLEM....O BTW SHE HAS LOW SELF ESTEEM AND SHE PROBABLY NEVER GOT MUCH FATHERLY LOVE WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE..EITHER THAT OR SHE LIKES BEING TREATED LIKE SHIT BUT HOW HES TREATING HER IS 2 MUCH OF WHAT SHE LIKES AND SHES HOPING HE'LL TONE IT DOWN OR SOME SHIT...O AND SHES LIVING IN A FAIRY TALE LAND WHERE SHES HOPING PRINCE CHARMING WILL RESCUE HER

I'm not astonished you say that because it's true, I'm astonished you say that because you descriptively broke down everything I learned about her after talking to her today.

She does do whatever he says
She has no problem doing it.
She does have low self-esteem.
She does like the way he treats her.
She does only want him to tone it down a tiny bit.


And that last Prince Charming line is intriguing because she constantly contradicts herself into saying that she knows she shouldn't be in that relationship. Whether I play the part of Prince Charming or not is remained to be seen I guess but I will tell you right now that if I am that Prince, it will be purely by chance because from now on I'm done trying to court her.

[CUPNOODLES]

OK IF THATS THE CASE MY FRIEND DONT EVEN TRY TO GO OUT WITH HER SERIOUSLY CUZ U DONT SEEM THE TYPE OF PERSON 2 BE AN ASSHOLE AND TREAT WOMEN BAD...EVEN IF U 2 DID GO OUT IT WOULDNT WORK OUT BECAUSE SHE'D STILL FEEL THE NEED 2 BE TREATED LIKE SHIT AND YOU CANT/COULDNT BRING YOUR SELF 2 TREAT A WOMAN LIKE THAT(I ASSSUME)AND HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH IT....I SAY GO LOOK FOR ANOTHER GIRL... YOU MIGHT LOVE HER AND SHE MIGHT LOVE YOU BUT SOMETIMES THATS NOT ENOUGH...U 2 ARENT COMPATIABLE...GOD I FEEL LIKE A GODDAMN SHRINK.....

[CUPNOODLES]

SHES THE TYPE OF GIRL 2 STAY WITH SOMEONE SHE LOVES NO MATTER WHAT(UNLESS IT GETS 2 AN EXTREME SITUATION LIKE HE SHOOTS HER)EVEN IF THEY DONT LOVE HER BACK...SHES LIKE AN ALCHOLIC TRYING 2 FILL A GAP IN THERE LIFE AND MEN AND LOVE IS HER BACARDI 151 I WOULD BE GLAD SHE ISNT TRYING 2 FILL THEM WITH DRUGS...SHE IS SUFFERING FROM CHRONIC DEPRESSION AND SHES LOOKING 4 ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE HER HAPPY..IF YOU LIKE YOU CAN KEEP BEING HER FRIEND BUT I WOULDNT RECOMMEND IT....