I'm the Other Man, No one's rootin for me

[LuckyG]

I'm going to go against the grain and say that you shouldn't beat his ass down. Every girl I've ever known (which is not a whole bunch but draws from a large and diverse database ) generally finds a violent guy to be a turn-off - even if it seems like a great idea in the books and movies, girls think that guys getting in fights are dumb. Play it cool and mellow - use your wits to bring him down, not your fists. I give mega props for outsmarting your foe. It's classy.

[lagstronaut]

How about this, can everyone agree that this would be a good thing to say to her:

I have to tell you up front right now I'm starting to get feelings for you. I do not want you to treat me differently if you don't feel the same because I'm still at the stage where it's not too difficult to try getting over you. But if you want someone in your life that you don't have to wonder what girl he's with or if he'll ever lay a finger on you again, without a question I'd treat you the way a poor lovestruck dummy should treat the girl he admires most. But say so right now and I'll never bring it up again and the conversation is over for good.

[thcbongman]

Kiss her.

Then say how you feel.

It's much more powerful this way than without a kiss.

[lagstronaut]

Kiss her.

Then say how you feel.

It's much more powerful this way than without a kiss.

word brotha

[Blitzed]

I would avoid the kiss, If she has been in a long relationship like that you cant rush it. Then again... She might like it.

[lagstronaut]

I think this Team America quote pretty much explains it:
"We're dicks(you)! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild(her) are pussies. And Kim Jong Il(him) is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

okay what i'm hearing is i should try to sleep with her boyfriend

[Pipe Dreams]

Just stay with her man. But next time you see him hit her, bust his nose open, if not for her, do it for yourself. But just stay with her, eventually your time will come brotha man.

[lagstronaut]

Okay so I told the girl simply that I was worried about her and I've seen shit escalate pretty quick so just try to be safe.

then her boyfriend emails me this:

"so i herd you've been running your mouth. and to my girlfriend of all people. you don't know me at all. so si suggest you keep your fucking mouth shut. your just some fucking kid no body knows and is trying to hit on my girlfriend.

go fuck yourself faggot."


so i emailed him this:

"what are you gonna do...HIT ME? sorry i'm not a girl i don't think you'd enjoy it

i'm a kid nobody knows? maybe in the Abusive Relationship Circles i'm not quite that well known. buy hey, only real losers measure their worth to how many people is around them.

i told your girlfriend that i've seen many dudes hit their girlfriends once, apologize, they accept the apology, and then shit gets out of hand at a later date. i told her to merely watch her self for her own safety. you want your girlfriend to not watch her own safety? what kind of a boyfriend doesn't want his girlfriend to be safe?

swear at me all you want tough guy, insults worked in grade 5 but not so much since then"


and next time i see him he's eating a curb

[CUPNOODLES]

YOU CAN DOOO ITT!!! FUCK HEEM UPP!!!! LOL BUT YEA KICK HIS ASS FUCK NEXT TIME U SEE HIM UPPERCUT HIZ ASS

[lagstronaut]

YOU CAN DOOO ITT!!! FUCK HEEM UPP!!!! LOL BUT YEA KICK HIS ASS FUCK NEXT TIME U SEE HIM UPPERCUT HIZ ASS

hahah im not much of a fighter so im gonna like box my buddy a few times, get the hang of some shit, then next time i see him i won't do shit unless he says one word to me, then without warning, FATALITY.