Advice Please!

[TalktoSampson]

I'm starting a job on August 6 and had my pre employment drug test last Friday with Quest Diagnostics. I'm assuming I passed since I've been clean for over a month and I'm a skinny sob. I drank around 3 glasses of water about 30 mins before my test just so I could pee ok; that wouldn't be enough to dillute the sample for a fail right? I haven't heard anything back from my employer or Quest, would I have heard by now if I failed?

Also I'm dieing to smoke some buds before I start working. Assuming that I passed the pre employment screen, would it be safe to smoke? What are the chances that a company would random test you again shortly after you start? The company policy states it tests employees with reasonable suspicion as well as random tests. Its an office engineering job in NJ, no operation of dangerous equipment or work at client job sites if that matters. I need this job but I also need to smoke...help!!

TalktoSampson Reviewed by TalktoSampson on 07-26-2007. Advice Please! I'm starting a job on August 6 and had my pre employment drug test last Friday with Quest Diagnostics. I'm assuming I passed since I've been clean for over a month and I'm a skinny sob. I drank around 3 glasses of water about 30 mins before my test just so I could pee ok; that wouldn't be enough to dillute the sample for a fail right? I haven't heard anything back from my employer or Quest, would I have heard by now if I failed? Also I'm dieing to smoke some buds before I start working. Rating: 5

[Blindman0v0]

If they haven't contacted you everything must be golden.I'd wait on the getting toasted though.I passed a premployement test once about 6 years ago and a week later I got pulled for a random along with the owner of the company.It does happen and random ain't neccesarily random.

[FakeBoobsRule]

If you're subject to randoms, you will need to learn about Quick Fix and substitution. Read the sticky about subbing, it is quite easy and there are many threads on Quick Fix, a synthetic urine that is stable at room temp.

Wait til you get the official results before you smoke.

[dawninthemorning]

to get quick fix you will have to go to a company that will ship to NJ. Spectrum Labs (the maker) will not because it is against the law. detoxforless.com will. just a helpful tip.