Anyway, I'm done with you Larry, You're an unchangeable douchebag who needs to be disposed of. ((Ha! Get it, disposable douche?)) You're a goofy guy with either too low a self-esteem, or too high of one. Either way. Just remember how much everyone hates you and how having sex with random females, females who have sex with men for money that is, makes you a PiMp. Don't forget your yearly check for STD's to add onto your list of genital warts and herpes. Keep an eye open for cauliflower volcanoes on your testicles! You're likely to fall victim to them if you continue to have sex with all the bitches you walk for the animal shelter.

Edit: I just realized it would make it funnier if I added a ZiNg! to the end of this post. Here goes:

ZzzzzziNg!