I have done 2-4 so many times, I'd like to forget them all! Why does eyeliner do that? And 9-10, oh yeah! Once, when a band was playing at my favorite bar, I pushed the guitar player out of the way, took his mike from the stand, and sang "Mr. Jones" by the Counting Crows. My friends all laughed at me, the band just kept playing and I think the guitar player thought he was gonna get lucky.

Another time, my drunk friends and I carried on so hard in the bathroom we actually broke the door to the stall. I have no idea what we were doing in there. And I always, always think I can fight anybody when I'm drunk, when I'd be lucky to punch my way out of a wet paper bag. All this has led to me not drinking nearly as much as I used to.