21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT...



1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.



2 I believe that dancing with my arms overhead

and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is

truly the sexiest dance move around.



3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's

ass and honestly believe I could do it, too.



4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look

more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was

just four hours ago.



5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor (which

I'm eating even though I'm not the least bit

hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.



6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that

I love them sooooo much.


7. There are less than three hours before I'm due

to start work.


8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek

sitting next to me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th

grade teacher.


10. The urge to take off articles of clothing,

stand on a table and sing or dance becomes

strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open

on their own so I keep them half closed and think

it looks exotically sexy.


12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become

really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated

me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just

because I can no longer taste the gin.


14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels

strangely like the kitchen (or bathroom!) floor.


15. I start every conversation with a booming,

"DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."


16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down

when I sit on it.


17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down

moves.


18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor wherever

I happen to be standing and take a quick nap.


19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button

fly pants to cut down on the time I'm in the

bathroom away from my drink.


20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's

their fault that I'm having problems walking

straight.

21. I start believing that everyone in the room

wants to see my boobs.








I will admit I do a few of these
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