johnny comes home after his first day at school.
how was your day johnny? asks his mom, eager to hear how he got on.
great !! says little johnny, 'i loved it ,AND i had sex with the teacher !!
WHAT?? says mommy 'YOU HORRID LITTLE BOY!!!, go to your room and wait for your father to come home.
off he goes up to his room.
in comes daddy from work..'hi love !! hows johnny after his first day at school?
glad you asked dear, she says, he came in here telling me he'd had SEX with his teacher!!! now go upstairs and staighten him out this minute!!
so up he goes to speak to the lad.
'hi johnny, how was your first day at school?'
'great!! AND i had SEX with my teacher !!
'well' says daddy 'really i should punish you, but to tell you the truth, i always fantasized about having sex with my teacher. so ,i'm gonna take you to the shops and buy you that bike you always wanted !!.'
'cool' says johnny 'but can we wait untill the weekend......as my arse is still very sore................................ hahahaha