This is my mom's version of hillarity, she's been telling this joke every Halloween for years:

Why didn't the witch have any kids?

Her husband had a hollow weenie.

maryjanemama Reviewed by maryjanemama on . Time, Gentlemen, Please... Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? FO DRIZZLE aaaaaaaahahaha *tumbleweed* stoned people shouldnt be allowed to type or speak lol lol my apologies :D :D :D Rating: 5